Uranus Blog

The Uranus Examiner knows what the public wants. It wants Uranus. The people want to get a full, penetrating look inside Uranus. They want to see the driving force behind Uranus. That is to say, they want to see the Mayor. But, more than that, they want to see the man who stands behind the […]

URANUS, MO–– As the search continues for the Uranus Fudge Factory’s beloved little Willy, Tina Elliot, manager of the Fudge Factory, holds a press conference pleading with the nation to lend Uranus their support and help find little Willy. Elliot delivers her heart-wrenching statement surrounded by her fellow employees, all equally disturbed by the recent […]

URANUS, MO –– On April 11th, 2019, the Uranus Police Department was officially contacted by the Fudge Factory regarding the disappearance of one of Uranus’ much-loved residents, Willy. Many may know Willy as the little green alien who lives in Uranus. Prior to going missing, he could often be found hanging around the Fudge Factory, and […]

Spring has certainly sprung–– and it’s spreading its seed all over Uranus! A community-wide initiative to herald in the season took place this morning, and not without a few hands getting dirty. “When you’re rooting around Uranus–– and we were rooting deep!–– you’ve got to be open to getting a little messy,” comments local volunteer […]

Wow! We never expected this many eyes on Uranus! Luckily, we don’t blush easily. The launch of our latest video has plastered Uranus all over the net, and people are still clamoring for more. Don’t worry, Uranus doesn’t tire easily. Whatever you’ve got, we’re willing to take. Our mission statement is to deliver on the […]

There’s a tingle in Uranus. No, not from the cold weather, but from the excitement for Valentine’s Day. Uranus loves Valentine’s Day; the candy, the cuddling, the gifts, or, if you don’t have a Valentine, just the candy. When you think about what to get your Valentine, the first place to look is in Uranus. […]

Show Uranus Model Search 2019 Uranus is searching for models. No, not model cars and airplanes or those crazy Japanese robot things, real models. You know, actual people who like having their picture taken. We’re calling it the Show Uranus Model Search of 2019. We really aren’t calling it that, but we figured if we […]

One of the things that we’re famous for, here in Uranus, is our sense of humor. It’s glaringly obvious, as visitors walk around the property, that we think we’re pretty funny. Visitors are often seen taking pictures of themselves with our signs and posting them on social media. We love it and are happy to […]

Looking for a last minute gift idea for the man in your life?  Are you still trying to figure out what to give your crazy Uncle Bob?  Maybe you drew someone’s name in “Secret Santa” and have no clue what to get them.  Don’t worry, Uranus has you covered.      Uranus understands the basic wants and […]