Summer Extravaganza 2019
Not only does the Best Fudge Come From Uranus, but there is a LOT to explore in Uranus too. Escape Uranus Escape Rooms, The Moonicorn Creamery and Funnel Cakery, the Uranus Sideshow Museum, Chicken Bones Party Bar and Grill and Fort Uranus Outdoor Outfitters. All of that is featured as Jeremy Rabe explores Uranus in […]
Mayor Louie appears on Ozarks Fox AM with Jeremy Rabe
Mayor Louie made Jeremy Rabe of Ozarks Fox AM gag with more than laughter, literally, during his appearance on the show recently. Apparently spicy pickled quail eggs from Uranus Farms aren’t Jeremy’s thing! LOL. Also in this segment is the introduction of our Explore Uranus contest. Visit www.uranusmissouri.com/fun to enter!
New Evidence in Missing Little Willy Case Discovered
In a shocking turn of events, new evidence has been uncovered in the story of Little Willy missing in Uranus. The Uranus Examiner was anonymously provided a photo that appears to be our Little Willy entering the Uranus Dental and Proctology Clinic, prompting this editor to go undercover at the clinic. After being falsely told […]
Alien Encounter Described As ‘Kind of Awkward, Actually’
URANUS, MO–– A new set of extraterrestrials landed in Uranus last week to a lukewarm reception, according to reports from eyewitnesses. On Friday, April 26th, a series of reports flooded the airwaves, all describing something to the effect of ‘strobing blue lights’ in the night sky. Few residents were soothed by the attempts to explain […]
How much chewy, gooey, taffy can you handle in Uranus?
Did you know that there is chewy, gooey, yummy taffy in Uranus? Mayor Louie can fit 10 pieces in his mouth at once. How much taffy can you handle all at the same time? Watch this video to find out how many flavors of taffy we have in Uranus and see the Mayor manage to […]
Little Willy Missing In Uranus: Search Continues As Anonymous Source Speaks Out
Twelve days, and still no sign of Little Willy. Grief-stricken citizens redouble their search efforts, hoping once more to know the comfort of having our Little Willy in Uranus. The Uranus Examiner relays the story thus far, and provides a sneak-preview of the upcoming special, What Happened to Little Willy In Uranus: A Uranus Examiner […]
Uranus Examiner probes Uranus with Mayor Louie Keen Interview
The Uranus Examiner knows what the public wants. It wants Uranus. The people want to get a full, penetrating look inside Uranus. They want to see the driving force behind Uranus. That is to say, they want to see the Mayor. But, more than that, they want to see the man who stands behind the […]
Manager Tina Begs For Information on Lost Willy in Uranus
URANUS, MO–– As the search continues for the Uranus Fudge Factory’s beloved little Willy, Tina Elliot, manager of the Fudge Factory, holds a press conference pleading with the nation to lend Uranus their support and help find little Willy. Elliot delivers her heart-wrenching statement surrounded by her fellow employees, all equally disturbed by the recent […]
BREAKING: CONCERNED CITIZENS ASK, “HAVE YOU SEEN OUR WILLY?”
URANUS, MO –– On April 11th, 2019, the Uranus Police Department was officially contacted by the Fudge Factory regarding the disappearance of one of Uranus’ much-loved residents, Willy. Many may know Willy as the little green alien who lives in Uranus. Prior to going missing, he could often be found hanging around the Fudge Factory, and […]
Spring Has Exploded in Uranus!
Spring has certainly sprung–– and it’s spreading its seed all over Uranus! A community-wide initiative to herald in the season took place this morning, and not without a few hands getting dirty. “When you’re rooting around Uranus–– and we were rooting deep!–– you’ve got to be open to getting a little messy,” comments local volunteer […]
Uranus Has Exploded!
Wow! We never expected this many eyes on Uranus! Luckily, we don’t blush easily. The launch of our latest video has plastered Uranus all over the net, and people are still clamoring for more. Don’t worry, Uranus doesn’t tire easily. Whatever you’ve got, we’re willing to take. Our mission statement is to deliver on the […]
The Best Valentine’s Day Gifts Come From Uranus!
There’s a tingle in Uranus. No, not from the cold weather, but from the excitement for Valentine’s Day. Uranus loves Valentine’s Day; the candy, the cuddling, the gifts, or, if you don’t have a Valentine, just the candy. When you think about what to get your Valentine, the first place to look is in Uranus. […]