Uranus Blog

The Mayor’s Thought of the Day “People need to be more careful when they are pulling out of Uranus.”  

  Explore Uranus! We know you’ve been craving it and the wait is finally over! You asked and we listened…. New this year, you can get Just the Tip In Uranus otherwise known as a Taste of Uranus OR The Big Package in Uranus!  The Mayor’s Number Two… Favorite Fudge is a yummy chocolate fudge with walnuts […]

Felicity wanted to give riding a giant a chicken a try so she climbed on the Big Black Cock for some fun on Uranus’ TikTok Channel.  

A few weeks ago Uranus launched its own TikTok channel and the results have been so fun and funny for the Mayor and Tiffany! Uranus fans are getting to see how crazy and fun it really is in Uranus as the Mayor and Tiffany entertain their fans on TikTok.  So far fans have gotten to […]

There isn’t anything more fun than Halloween in Uranus and this year is shaping up to be the biggest, best, fun you could ever hope for in Uranus. Scares in Uranus are always something no one ever forgets! If you attended last year’s event, you already know that Halloween in Uranus offers fun that you […]

Just in from the office of the Mayor of Uranus: I am getting the brewery put together and will start doing some test brews in our two 1.5 BBL systems. If you are a local home brewer and want to help out with the brewing/kegging/bottling, email us at natalie@uranusmissouri.com  and You can get a BUNCH […]

Is it Halloween Already? No, but we’re already starting the planning for Halloween in Uranus and we couldn’t be more excited! Last year, we saw more than 3,000 people and it was our biggest and most successful year yet, so you know we’re planning to top that again this year. Join us Thursday, October 31st, […]

Citizens of Uranus are breathing a sigh of relief today as news of Little Willy’s return to Uranus spreads. Little Willy went missing in Uranus in April under mysterious circumstances and the Uranus Examiner’s own intrepid reporter, Jr. Cub Reporter Allie Jones brings us the full story.

Intrepid Jr. Cub Reporter for the Uranus Examiner, Allie Jones has not given up on the search for Little Willy missing in Uranus. Jones has been diligently investigating the case since Little Willy disappeared in Uranus in April. The citizens of Uranus are desperate for answers and many suspicions have been thrown at the Evil […]

From the desk of the Mayor of Uranus, The Honorable and Handsome Louie Keen HAPPY 4 YEAR BIRTHDAY TO URANUS! 4 years ago today, we opened the back door to Uranus and let the world come in to enjoy it!  I really want to thank the 1,000,000+ people who have come through our doors and […]