Handmade fudge, mini golf, ice cream, hilarious gifts, and a whole lot of fun, right on historic Route 66 and I-44 at Exit 161 in St. Robert, Missouri.
Uranus Missouri in St. Robert is a laugh-out-loud roadside attraction about an hour from Osage Beach, packed with fudge, food, mini golf, gifts, and photo ops.
Our flagship Missouri location is crammed full of fun, way more than just fudge (though the fudge alone is worth the drive from the Lake of the Ozarks).
Handmade daily by our expert Fudge Packers. Dozens of flavors from classic chocolate to seasonal specialties. The best fudge you’ll ever pull out of Uranus.
Scoops, sundaes, and shakes that’ll cool you off after a hard day of exploring Uranus. Open daily 10 AM – 9 PM.
An 18-hole pirate-themed adventure the whole crew will love. Open Fri–Sun 11 AM – 9 PM. Arrr you ready?
Hot dogs, loaded nachos, and more. Because nobody should explore Uranus on an empty stomach.
T-shirts, mugs, stickers, tin signs, and hundreds of gifts so funny you probably shouldn’t bring ’em to work. Perfect souvenirs from Uranus.
Snap a pic with our life-size dinosaurs, giant signs, and other roadside-worthy photo ops. Your Instagram will thank you.
Leave the lake traffic behind and head southeast towards freedom! You’ll be packing fudge before you know it.
Make a day of it! Here’s how we’d plan the ultimate quick outing from the Lake of the Ozarks.
Grab your family or friends, leave the boat tied up for the morning, and start the scenic drive southeast toward St. Robert.
Pull in, spot the dinosaurs, and head straight to the fudge counter. Watch our Fudge Packers in action and grab a Taste of Uranus sampler (6 flavors for $34.99, the best deal in town).
Browse hundreds of hilarious gifts, Uranus apparel, and souvenirs. The t-shirts alone will keep you laughing.
Fuel up with hot dogs, loaded nachos, and other hot food before tackling the back nine.
Take on 18 holes of pirate-themed fun. Perfect for families, date days, or settling a friendly rivalry. (Open Fri–Sun)
Cool down with a scoop (or three) at Uranus Ice Cream Company. You earned it before hitting the road back.
On your drive back toward the lake, take a slight detour to Ha Ha Tonka State Park. Explore the breathtaking turn-of-the-century stone castle ruins overlooking the Lake of the Ozarks. A fantastic, free photo op to wrap up your day trip!
Don’t just take our word for it, here’s what people are saying about their visit to Uranus.
“The quality of their products and customer service is fantastic! Definitely recommend the fudge and any other gifts from Uranus!”
“Fun place. A little bit of everything. Get fudge, you will die laughing. Worth a detour if you are anywhere close.”
“Uranus isn’t pronounced that way. You need to get your perverted minds out of the gutter and change the name.”
We are situated down in St. Robert, about 60 miles (or roughly 1 hour) southeast of Osage Beach. It’s an incredibly easy drive to I-44 Exit 161.
A whole lot! Our flagship Missouri location features world-famous handmade fudge, Uranus Ice Cream Company, Putt Pirates Mini Golf (Fri–Sun), The Mayor’s Big Wiener hot food, a massive general store packed with hilarious gifts and Uranus apparel, plus tons of photo ops with dinosaurs and giant signs.
General Store: 8 AM – 9 PM daily. Ice Cream: 10 AM – 9 PM daily. Putt Pirates Mini Golf: 11 AM – 9 PM Fri–Sun. Hours may vary seasonally, call 1-833-4-URANUS to confirm.
One of the best! At just 1 hour away, Uranus is a perfect, fast escape for families vacationing at the Lake who want a fun break from the water.
Absolutely. Families love the fudge, ice cream, mini golf, photo ops, and gift shopping. The humor is playful and PG-13, fun for adults and kids alike. Kids especially love the pirate mini golf and dinosaur photo ops. (Although Grandma Linda might clutch her pearls.)
You sure can! Visit UranusGeneralStore.com to order fudge, snacks, apparel, and gifts shipped right to your door. Free standard shipping on orders over $75.
Just head southeast from Osage Beach toward I-44, jump on the interstate, and take Exit 161 in St. Robert. You’ll be packing fudge in about an hour!
Folks from all over the Ozarks make the trip to Uranus. Find your city:
Only 1 hour from Osage Beach. Fudge is fresh. Mini golf is waiting. The Mayor’s Big Wiener is hot and ready. What are you waiting for?
