Handmade fudge, mini golf, ice cream, hilarious gifts, and a whole lot of fun, right on historic Route 66 and I-44 at Exit 161 in St. Robert, Missouri.







Looking for a laugh-out-loud day trip from Lake of the Ozarks? Uranus Missouri in St. Robert is about an hour away, right off I-44 at Exit 161, with fresh fudge, ice cream, mini golf, hilarious gifts, and roadside photo ops the whole crew will remember.
Our flagship Missouri location is crammed full of fun, way more than just fudge (though the fudge alone is worth the drive from the Lake).
Handmade daily by our expert Fudge Packers. Dozens of flavors from classic chocolate to seasonal specialties. The best fudge you’ll ever pull out of Uranus.
Scoops, sundaes, and shakes that’ll cool you off after a hard day of exploring Uranus. Open daily 10 AM – 9 PM.
An 18-hole pirate-themed adventure the whole crew will love. Open Fri–Sun 11 AM – 9 PM. Arrr you ready?
Hot dogs, loaded nachos, and more. Because nobody should explore Uranus on an empty stomach.
T-shirts, mugs, stickers, tin signs, and hundreds of gifts so funny you probably shouldn’t bring ’em to work. Perfect souvenirs from Uranus.
Snap a pic with our life-size dinosaurs, giant signs, and other roadside-worthy photo ops. Your Instagram will thank you.
Swap the boat for the car and head east for a world-famous adventure!
Take a break from the water! Here’s how we’d plan the ultimate fun outing from the Lake area.
Grab your crew and start the quick 60-minute drive east through the Ozarks.
Pull in, spot the dinosaurs, and head straight to the fudge counter. Watch our Fudge Packers in action and grab a Taste of Uranus sampler.
Browse hundreds of hilarious gifts, Uranus apparel, and souvenirs. The t-shirts alone will keep you laughing.
Fuel up with hot dogs, loaded nachos, and other hot food before hitting the mini golf course.
Take on 18 holes of pirate-themed fun. A great way to settle who pays for dinner back at the Lake. (Open Fri–Sun)
Cool down with a scoop (or three) at Uranus Ice Cream Company before heading back for evening activities on the water.
Don’t just take our word for it, here’s what people are saying about their visit to Uranus.
“The quality of their products and customer service is fantastic! Definitely recommend the fudge and any other gifts from Uranus!”
“Fun place. A little bit of everything. Get fudge, you will die laughing. Worth a detour if you are anywhere close.”
“Uranus isn’t pronounced that way. You need to get your perverted minds out of the gutter and change the name.”
We are situated in St. Robert, about 55 miles (roughly 1 hour) east of Lake of the Ozarks. It’s a very simple drive via Highway 42 or US-54 to I-44 East.
A whole lot! Our flagship Missouri location features world-famous handmade fudge, Uranus Ice Cream Company, Putt Pirates Mini Golf (Fri–Sun), The Mayor’s Big Wiener hot food, a massive general store packed with hilarious gifts and Uranus apparel, plus tons of photo ops with dinosaurs and giant signs.
General Store: 8 AM – 9 PM daily. Ice Cream: 10 AM – 9 PM daily. Putt Pirates Mini Golf: 11 AM – 9 PM Fri–Sun. Hours may vary seasonally, call 1-833-4-URANUS to confirm.
It’s the best! If you need a break from the sun or a fun activity for a rainy afternoon, Uranus is the top-rated destination within an hour’s drive.
Absolutely. Families love the fudge, ice cream, mini golf, and the life-sized dinosaurs. The humor is playful and fun for all ages.
You sure can! Visit UranusGeneralStore.com to order fudge, snacks, apparel, and gifts shipped right to your door at the Lake.
Take US-54 East to I-44 East, and get off at Exit 161 in St. Robert. You’ll see us as soon as you get off the highway!
Folks from all over the Ozarks make the trip to Uranus. Find your city:
Only 1 hour from Lake of the Ozarks. Fudge is fresh. Mini golf is waiting. The Mayor’s Big Wiener is hot and ready. What are you waiting for?
