Uranus Blog

Want to be famous?



Do you want to be famous in Uranus? We love visitors stopping in Uranus and they tell us some great stories about who they are and where they’re from. There have been people from all over the world in Uranus. Uranus has hosted people from Scotland, Ireland, Russia, Africa, Japan, and all points in between, […]

Fresh from Uranus to your table



Fall has arrived in Uranus! Uranus Farms has been harvesting, canning, and packaging fresh stuff from Uranus for your table during the harvest season. Mayor Louie says, “Nobody has better stuff, really, the best preserves come from Uranus.” Uranus Farmsprovides Uranus with farm-fresh preserves, butters, syrups, jellies, and items you can only find in Uranus.

Labor Day Weekend Activites



  We’re having so much fun in Uranus this Labor Day weekend, you won’t want to miss it. All the residents of Uranus have something for you to do, try, or see. Labor Day traditionally marks the official end of summer, but we’re keeping summer going with plenty of things to do. Chicken Bones Party […]

Workin’ in Uranus: Austin Williams



Name: Austin Williams How long have you been working in Uranus? Two months Position? Game Master and Legend at Escape Uranus What’s the best thing about working in Uranus? The people you get to meet. What do you want other people to know about Uranus? It’s fun and a very positive environment. What do you do […]

Workin’ in Uranus: Kimberly Tafoya



Name: Kimberly Tafoya How long have you been working in Uranus? Three months or so. Position: Fudge Packer What’s the best thing about working in Uranus? Welcoming everyone to Uranus, laughing, and cracking jokes. What do you want other people to know about Uranus? Our fudge is better than anywhere else’s and we crack jokes with […]

Uranus Smelling Better Than Ever



New Pollution Legislation Has Uranus Smelling Better Than Ever URANUS, MO – In an ongoing battle with the local Fudge Packing Union in Uranus, Deputy Mayor Brian Muench said Wednesday he is taking a stand against the Union’s dumping habits in Uranus. “It isn’t fair to our citizens and we all need to join together and really […]

Cyborg vs Holms Fight



UFC 219 Cyborg vs Holms Fight Shown at Chicken Bones! Cris Cyborg will defend her women’s featherweight title against former bantamweight champion Holly Holm. In the co-main event, Khabib Nurmagomedov will make his eagerly-awaited return, taking on Edson Barboza in a fight that could decide the next title challenger (whether it be against McGregor or […]

Thank a Veteran



On Saturday (Veterans Day) from 4pm-9pm Mayor Big Louie will buy veterans a drink or shot off of our special drink menu!! The willingness of America’s veterans to sacrifice for our country has earned them our lasting gratitude. We Thank You Check out ore info!  

Gorgeous Spread Of Uranus



Look At That Gorgeous Spread Of Uranus!! We are pleased to share with you the new article that is out on Uranus!! Uranus is Expanding! The St. Louis Post Dispatch just wrote an article about Uranus and everyone here is really excited! Come on out and see why Uranus is rapidly becoming the #1 Tourist […]

Thank You For Your Support



Uranus is #WINNING With 63,000 votes cast, Uranus Missouri on Historic Route 66 was voted the #1 Tourist Stop in Pulaski County. Only open for a couple of years, we are also one of the top stops on Route 66 in Missouri (for sure in the top 3) This was only made possible by the […]

Axehole Press Release



The Uranus Axehole Press Release

Jim Shanahan Class



  Mission Outpost presents: CCW Class with Jim Shanahan Reserve your spot today for Mission Outpost Outdoor Outfitters Conceal Carry Class with Jim Shanahan from *Advanced Performance Shooting* Class held: July 16th 8am-5pm