Workin’ in Uranus: Austin Williams
Name: Austin Williams How long have you been working in Uranus? Two months Position? Game Master and Legend at Escape Uranus What’s the best thing about working in Uranus? The people you get to meet. What do you want other people to know about Uranus? It’s fun and a very positive environment. What do you do […]
Workin’ in Uranus: Kimberly Tafoya
Name: Kimberly Tafoya How long have you been working in Uranus? Three months or so. Position: Fudge Packer What’s the best thing about working in Uranus? Welcoming everyone to Uranus, laughing, and cracking jokes. What do you want other people to know about Uranus? Our fudge is better than anywhere else’s and we crack jokes with […]
Uranus Smelling Better Than Ever
New Pollution Legislation Has Uranus Smelling Better Than Ever URANUS, MO – In an ongoing battle with the local Fudge Packing Union in Uranus, Deputy Mayor Brian Muench said Wednesday he is taking a stand against the Union’s dumping habits in Uranus. “It isn’t fair to our citizens and we all need to join together and really […]
Cyborg vs Holms Fight
UFC 219 Cyborg vs Holms Fight Shown at Chicken Bones! Cris Cyborg will defend her women’s featherweight title against former bantamweight champion Holly Holm. In the co-main event, Khabib Nurmagomedov will make his eagerly-awaited return, taking on Edson Barboza in a fight that could decide the next title challenger (whether it be against McGregor or […]
Thank a Veteran
On Saturday (Veterans Day) from 4pm-9pm Mayor Big Louie will buy veterans a drink or shot off of our special drink menu!! The willingness of America’s veterans to sacrifice for our country has earned them our lasting gratitude. We Thank You Check out ore info!
Gorgeous Spread Of Uranus
Look At That Gorgeous Spread Of Uranus!! We are pleased to share with you the new article that is out on Uranus!! Uranus is Expanding! The St. Louis Post Dispatch just wrote an article about Uranus and everyone here is really excited! Come on out and see why Uranus is rapidly becoming the #1 Tourist […]
Thank You For Your Support
Uranus is #WINNING With 63,000 votes cast, Uranus Missouri on Historic Route 66 was voted the #1 Tourist Stop in Pulaski County. Only open for a couple of years, we are also one of the top stops on Route 66 in Missouri (for sure in the top 3) This was only made possible by the […]
Axehole Press Release
The Uranus Axehole Press Release
Jim Shanahan Class
Mission Outpost presents: CCW Class with Jim Shanahan Reserve your spot today for Mission Outpost Outdoor Outfitters Conceal Carry Class with Jim Shanahan from *Advanced Performance Shooting* Class held: July 16th 8am-5pm
Celebrate Memorial Day In Uranus! Happy #Memorial Day! Here’s how you can celebrate the holiday in Uranus! Have some FUN and Eat Great Food!
RUSSIANS HACK URANUS!
RUSSIANS HACK URANUS! HACKERS PROBE URANUS RELENTLESSLY! Uranus News Report– The Uranus Intelligence and Security Agency has issued a statement today that Russian Hackers had infiltrated the Mayor’s personal Email account and was holding the account for ransom. The head of the UISA, Mike Shepard, stated that ” The Russians have found a back-door into […]
Shots in Uranus
We are now selling and shipping URANUS SHOT GLASSES-SET OF 4 here in Uranus! Novelty Shot Glasses are a fun way to serve up any shot or shooter! Everyone has had a shot from a standard plain jane shot glass. Why not mix it up and make things more interesting with Uranus Shot Glasses? Always […]