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Manager Tina Begs For Information on Lost Willy in Uranus

12

Apr

URANUS, MO–– As the search continues for the Uranus Fudge Factory’s beloved little Willy, Tina Elliot, manager of the Fudge Factory, holds a press conference pleading with the nation to lend Uranus their support and help find little Willy. Elliot delivers her heart-wrenching statement surrounded by her fellow employees, all equally disturbed by the recent […]

BREAKING: CONCERNED CITIZENS ASK, “HAVE YOU SEEN OUR WILLY?”

11

Apr

URANUS, MO –– On April 11th, 2019, the Uranus Police Department was officially contacted by the Fudge Factory regarding the disappearance of one of Uranus’ much-loved residents, Willy. Many may know Willy as the little green alien who lives in Uranus. Prior to going missing, he could often be found hanging around the Fudge Factory, and […]

Spring Has Exploded in Uranus!

09

Apr

Spring has certainly sprung–– and it’s spreading its seed all over Uranus! A community-wide initiative to herald in the season took place this morning, and not without a few hands getting dirty. “When you’re rooting around Uranus–– and we were rooting deep!–– you’ve got to be open to getting a little messy,” comments local volunteer […]

Uranus Has Exploded!

05

Apr

Wow! We never expected this many eyes on Uranus! Luckily, we don’t blush easily. The launch of our latest video has plastered Uranus all over the net, and people are still clamoring for more. Don’t worry, Uranus doesn’t tire easily. Whatever you’ve got, we’re willing to take. Our mission statement is to deliver on the […]

The Best Valentine’s Day Gifts Come From Uranus!

28

Jan

There’s a tingle in Uranus. No, not from the cold weather, but from the excitement for Valentine’s Day. Uranus loves Valentine’s Day; the candy, the cuddling, the gifts, or, if you don’t have a Valentine, just the candy. When you think about what to get your Valentine, the first place to look is in Uranus. […]

Show Uranus Model Search 2019

25

Jan

Show Uranus Model Search 2019 Uranus is searching for models. No, not model cars and airplanes or those crazy Japanese robot things, real models. You know, actual people who like having their picture taken. We’re calling it the Show Uranus Model Search of 2019. We really aren’t calling it that, but we figured if we […]

There are funny signs in Uranus!

23

Jan

One of the things that we’re famous for, here in Uranus, is our sense of humor. It’s glaringly obvious, as visitors walk around the property, that we think we’re pretty funny. Visitors are often seen taking pictures of themselves with our signs and posting them on social media. We love it and are happy to […]

Men Love Stuff From Uranus

17

Dec

Looking for a last minute gift idea for the man in your life?  Are you still trying to figure out what to give your crazy Uncle Bob?  Maybe you drew someone’s name in “Secret Santa” and have no clue what to get them.  Don’t worry, Uranus has you covered.      Uranus understands the basic wants and […]

How Do We Come Up With This Stuff?

02

Oct

Have you ever wondered how Uranus comes up with so many ideas for our products, billboards, and ads?  No, we don’t have a secret stash of 13 year-olds writing for us, but now that I think about it, that’s not a bad idea.  You might even be amazed to know there really isn’t much brain […]

Workin’ In Uranus: Red

24

Sep

Name: Red How long have you been working in Uranus? Since July 4th. Position? Magician/whatever What’s the best thing about working in Uranus? All the stuff with things. What do you want other people to know about Uranus? It’s really big and changes all the time. What do you do to get pumped up for work? The alarm clock. 5 Fun […]

Five Odd Things You Can Find in Uranus

21

Sep

Uranus is famous for fudge, but there are a whole bunch of odd things you can find while rummaging through Uranus.  Taking a deeper look inside, you may be surprised by some of the items you might find. We took a look around at all the fun, odd things that can be found in Uranus […]

Look Who’s Famous in Uranus!

21

Sep

Uranus is a popular spot for people of all kinds to stop and visit. This couple was on a honeymoon road trip and decided to make Uranus one of their stops after their Vegas wedding. We can’t wait till we open our own wedding chapel, then couples like this can get married in Uranus! “I’m […]