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Uranus Blog

Halloween in Uranus is getting bigger and bigger!

22

Aug

There isn’t anything more fun than Halloween in Uranus and this year is shaping up to be the biggest, best, fun you could ever hope for in Uranus. Scares in Uranus are always something no one ever forgets! If you attended last year’s event, you already know that Halloween in Uranus offers fun that you […]

FREE BEER!

21

Aug

Just in from the office of the Mayor of Uranus: I am getting the brewery put together and will start doing some test brews in our two 1.5 BBL systems. If you are a local home brewer and want to help out with the brewing/kegging/bottling, email us at [email protected]  and You can get a BUNCH […]

Halloween in Uranus

02

Aug

Is it Halloween Already? No, but we’re already starting the planning for Halloween in Uranus and we couldn’t be more excited! Last year, we saw more than 3,000 people and it was our biggest and most successful year yet, so you know we’re planning to top that again this year. Join us Thursday, October 31st, […]

Little Willy returns to Uranus!

09

Jul

Citizens of Uranus are breathing a sigh of relief today as news of Little Willy’s return to Uranus spreads. Little Willy went missing in Uranus in April under mysterious circumstances and the Uranus Examiner’s own intrepid reporter, Jr. Cub Reporter Allie Jones brings us the full story.

Little Willy Missing In Uranus: Evil Dr. speaks!

03

Jul

Intrepid Jr. Cub Reporter for the Uranus Examiner, Allie Jones has not given up on the search for Little Willy missing in Uranus. Jones has been diligently investigating the case since Little Willy disappeared in Uranus in April. The citizens of Uranus are desperate for answers and many suspicions have been thrown at the Evil […]

The Launch of Uranus Films! Season Negative 1, Episode 1

02

Jul

From the desk of the Mayor of Uranus, The Honorable and Handsome Louie Keen HAPPY 4 YEAR BIRTHDAY TO URANUS! 4 years ago today, we opened the back door to Uranus and let the world come in to enjoy it!  I really want to thank the 1,000,000+ people who have come through our doors and […]

It’s time to blow out the candles with Uranus!

25

Jun

  It’s our birthday! Uranus is turning four July 2, 2019 and we couldn’t  be more excited because we’ve come a long way in Uranus in the last four years. Uranus keeps growing and we add new things all the time. The most notable new things in the last year or so have been our […]

Summer Extravaganza 2019

20

May

Not only does the Best Fudge Come From Uranus, but there is a LOT to explore in Uranus too. Escape Uranus Escape Rooms, The Moonicorn Creamery and Funnel Cakery, the Uranus Sideshow Museum, Chicken Bones Party Bar and Grill and Fort Uranus Outdoor Outfitters. All of that is featured as Jeremy Rabe explores Uranus in […]

Mayor Louie appears on Ozarks Fox AM with Jeremy Rabe

20

May

Mayor Louie made Jeremy Rabe of Ozarks Fox AM gag with more than laughter, literally, during his appearance on the show recently. Apparently spicy pickled quail eggs from Uranus Farms aren’t Jeremy’s thing! LOL. Also in this segment is the introduction of our Explore Uranus contest. Visit www.uranusmissouri.com/fun to enter!

New Evidence in Missing Little Willy Case Discovered

10

May

In a shocking turn of events, new evidence has been uncovered in the story of Little Willy missing in Uranus. The Uranus Examiner was anonymously provided a photo that appears to be our Little Willy entering the Uranus Dental and Proctology Clinic, prompting this editor to go undercover at the clinic. After being falsely told […]

Alien Encounter Described As ‘Kind of Awkward, Actually’

29

Apr

URANUS, MO––  A new set of extraterrestrials landed in Uranus last week to a lukewarm reception, according to reports from eyewitnesses. On Friday, April 26th, a series of reports flooded the airwaves, all describing something to the effect of ‘strobing blue lights’ in the night sky. Few residents were soothed by the attempts to explain […]

How much chewy, gooey, taffy can you handle in Uranus?

25

Apr

Did you know that there is chewy, gooey, yummy taffy in Uranus? Mayor Louie can fit 10 pieces in his mouth at once. How much taffy can you handle all at the same time? Watch this video to find out how many flavors of taffy we have in Uranus and see the Mayor manage to […]